Coffee With Corona

(A large studio room, two couches are placed, a man is sitting on one)
Human: Hello everyone. I, human, welcome you to 'Nomadic Musketeers' Talkshow'. So, today we have a very very special guest. Yes you have guessed it right, it is none other than Corona. Please welcome corona ji with a big hand of applause.

("Are diwano mujhe pahechano, China se aaya mein hu kaun..." song plays)

(Corona enters wearing a very beautiful dress with a crown on its head and sunglass on its eyes)

Human: Hello Corona ji. How are you? Please have a seat.
Corona: (after sitting) Thank you very much for inviting me in your show. I have heard a lot about it.
Human: So, I guess it didn't give you big pain. I have heard that you love to travel.
Corona: (smiling) Yes, you heard it right. I love travelling. I love travelling the whole world. I don't need any passport, any money or anything else to travel. So who would be that stupid to not to love it.?!

Human: Ooo.. now I realise why and how you have travelled more than 150 countries. Afterall the number is not so small. Okay, so... how was your journey? Please share it with us.
Corona: (sipping the coffee placed on the table) As you all know china is my homeland. I was born and brought up there in the Wuhan province. My childhood was not so easy. I was caged and the researchers had done so much operations. They did not know that they made me so powerful that now I can change myself in every weather and temperature.
Human: This is amazing. Would you like to share the secret how you do that? I think our audience is eager to know.
Corona: Of course. Why not? I can change my genes. People are so friendly with me, even they help me to do so. You know my friendlist in india has recently touched 1lakh.
Human: That's great! Congratulations. I wish you more success. So... Where were we? (Trying to remember) Yes.. so.. do you like villages or big cities in India?
Corona: Yeah..I like both but cities are my favourite. I have made a big colony in Mumbai. My relatives, friends and family is staying there.
Human: I have heard that many people is trying to kill you. What do you wanna say about that to our audience?
Corona: (Laughing out loud) They, foolish people don't know that I'm the most powerful object on earth. Their conspiracy will never get successful.
Human: What is the source of your big success? I mean how you have maintained you diet... as you have to keep yourself in a good shape..
Corona: I would prefer not to say. But I can say that I'm doing more than them to improve my genes.
Human: one more question. Can 'Gomutra' be harmful to you?
Corona: What! Hahaha... You crack good jokes. Have you heard it from 'What's up University' gradutes? They are just incredible. Sometimes that had just helped me to travel more.
Human: What's your next plan?
Corona: I have not planned anything yet.
Human: When will your World tour end?
Corona: (wearing off the sunglass and placing it on the table) This is hard to answer. Even I don't know when I'll end but you know.. as I said I love travelling. As long as people are with me I'm with them.
Human: Okay. So... It is our time for rapid fire round. I'll ask you 5 questions and you have to answer all of them. You can't refuse it. So are you ready to take the challenge?
Corona: Of course ready. I always like challenges.

Human: Your 1st question.. favourite country?
Corona: US
Human: Your objective?
Corona: Killing each and every person
Human: Favourite place?
Corona: Animal body
Human: Time you want to live?
Corona: never want to die, who would love to die!
Human: Drink you hate the most?
Corona: Alcohol
Human: End of the session. So anything particular you want say our audience?
Corona: Yeah. I want to thank you all for inviting me in this platform. I love the peple who violate social distancing norms and help me to live longer. Thanks for gathering here.. now it is the time to kill you all.... Hahahahaha
Human: What!! You must be joking, right?
Corona: (going near to Human whispering in his ear) not at all, Human. You are going to die. I can't leave you alive.
Human: (coughing) What!
(Human starts sneezing and cough)
Corona: Dear Human, you are now under my complete control. My invisible soldiers will now kill you slowly and they will grow in number more rapidly. Ohhh Human, my little poor Human, you have done a great job inviting me here.
(Human tries to run away from the place)
Corona: (coming closer to the camera) Who is the boss? I'm the boss. See you soon guys.



Written by Wayfarer
Photo credit Primavera
Special thanks to Zavizah, Primavera and Twin for their valuable suggestions
The link of the song "Are diwano..." is linked there
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